RANDOM CHANCE SELECTION – Wild Card Edition

Description

RANDOM CHANCE SELECTION – Wild Card Edition

Feeling lucky? Let fate pick your fit. This listing is for one shirt—randomly selected from ANY of our current collections of hand-dyed, soul-infused apparel.

Each piece is a one-of-a-kind creation, steeped in eco-conscious process and punk spirit. You won’t know the colorway, character, or cut until it arrives—but rest assured, it’ll carry the same unapologetic energy and ethical backbone that defines our brand. Think of it as a wearable tarot card: a message from the universe, delivered in cloth.

Whether you’re indecisive, adventurous, or just vibing with chaos, this is your chance to surrender control and let the cosmos style you. Every shirt is crafted with low-impact dyes, lots of hunching over for *way* too long, and a heavy dose of intention. You might receive a spectral bleach burst, a moody tie-dye swirl, or a shirt bearing the lore of a forgotten soul entity.

No take backsies—only destiny.

Sizing: UP TO YOU!

This is a random selection of a shirt from any current collection that we have available based on the size you pick!

Make sure to select the size that you want! If you are fine with more than one size, you can list those sizes in the notes section when you checkout.

This is a unisex style shirt.

Measurements For Each Size:

1. Small – Chest width is 18 in (46 cm) – Total length is 28 in (71 cm)
2. Medium – Chest width is 20 in (51 cm) – Total length is 29 in (74 cm)
3. Large – Chest width is 22 in (56 cm) – Total length is 30 in (76 cm)
4. XLarge – Chest width is 24 in (61 cm) – Total length is 31 in (79 cm)

Material: 100% COTTON

Made from 100% U.S. cotton and tuned for bold prints and louder statements. Sustainably dyed, ethically sourced, and tagged with recycled labels—this tee walks the talk while raising hell.

Earthly Concerns: NOTED

We don’t just make shirts—we make noise, responsibly. Every piece is part of our commitment to low-impact dyes, ethical sourcing, and circular design. If you’re into fashion that fights back and gives a damn, read our full sustainability pledge [here].